Hilarious! How will she follow up on REVENGE as epic as this?
The Internet Age is magical. People are able to connect even if they live miles apart. With smartphone apps like Tinder, a person meet people in their hometown or even when they travel to a far-away vacation destination.
Tinder is awesome for single people. Meet, be friends, hook up, date, get married, whatever.
Unfortunately, apps like Tinder also provide the opportunity for dishonesty. Think of it this way: Two people can meet on Tinder, and totally lie to one another. It is an opportunity to live a double life, if you choose. People can easily cheat on their spouses, assuming that the spouse does not get a hold of their cellphone!
Unfortunately, for this cheating husband, that is exactly what went down.
His wife found his Tinder profile, and altered his bio in such and epic way that he will have no chances of meeting anyone else. Her work is an absolute masterpiece! She exposes his marital status, reveals his use of pick-up lines, mentions his “member” and more.
“Hey my name is mike I’m married with two kids. I have a tiny d*ck that is sti infested. My wife found my profile if you can’t tell and I don’t know yet that she’s talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me.
I’m a piece of sh*t who doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone but myself. I have been talking and cheating so long don’t be sad if I don’t remember your name because I send the same generic sh*t to all you girls.
Feel free to blow me up with hate mail.”
Do you feel bad for the guy? I don’t!
Tinder is full of truly genuine, nice people. Any poor girl that may meet Mike for a date is in for a hard time. Of course, imagine how his poor wife feels. At least, in this instance, she got the last laugh.