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U.S. Marine’s Response After Getting Dumped While In Afghanistan Is GENIUS

This hilarious short story tells a tale of one of God’s beloved U.S. Marines who received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend while he was on deployment in Satan’s sandbox, otherwise known as Afghanistan.

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan received a letter from his girlfriend that she had cheated on him, not once but twice.

There was a total of 57 photographs in that envelope, along with this note to her:

Dear Becky,

I am so sorry, but I cannot quite remember who the f*ck you are. If you would not mind, please take your picture from the pile of those I have been able to find and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

This is a fictional tale from an episode of M.A.S.H. but it paints a very good picture of what might happen should you trifle with a United States Marine.

Sources: DailyHeadlines, WashingtonFeed

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