Until I saw this, I though the strangest thing women put in their vaginas was Harvey Weinstein, but obviously I was wrong. It seems that doctors found some of the strangest things stuck up inside of women. Men also had some problems with doctors finding a domino piece, a piece of shampoo bottle, and a ‘small screw’. But the women had a much more varied list of items that were either found inside or stuck inside that required a doctor. It must be embarrassing explaining why you were in the hospital.
The average length of a vagina is 9.6 inches but even at that women were found with objects bigger than that and which got stuck and required a doctor’s assistance, such as a bike reflector, a candlestick and headphones. Ouch. That’s gotta hurt. And imagine the neighbors seeing you wheeled out to the ambulance. They see a bulge in your private area and not knowing it was a candlestick start a rumor that you are transgender. Actually, that would be better than the truth.
This was the year of odd vaginal trends which came with the promise of tightening, cleaning and rejuvenating the genitals.
Trends included inserting a ground up wasp nest in the vagina and cleaning it with a cucumber, which experts warned could do more harm than good.
No wasps or cucumbers were found this year, however it appears women were forging their own trends with clay, lollipops and deodorant caps.
Objects such as tampons, condoms and diaphragms are designed to placed inside a vagina.
Here is a list of some of the odd things the doctors found:
Top 16 things found in vaginas in 2017
1. Scented soap
2. Deodorant cap
3. Bottle cap
4. Penis ring with spikes on
5. Silicon balls
The patient stated these were ‘You know, for when your husband leaves town.’
6. A ball
7. Bike reflector
8. A sponge
Patient was ‘on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim.’
10. Hot towel
11. A phone and money
‘Was having sex with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina.’
13. A candlestick
14. A lollipop
15. 15 stone balls – only found 14
‘Using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls, the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls.’
16. Toy wand
And in penises:
Strange items found in men’s penises in 2017
1. A little screw
2. A sharp toy
3. four inch long metal sex toy
4. Plastic spoon
5. Piece of domino
6. Piece of plastic shampoo bottle
‘Patient put paperclip through urethra and punctured through shaft of penis’
8. Coaxial cable
I guess I’m a little old fashioned but this stuff sounds kind of sick to me.