UPDATE, 9/4/2014: So far 3/4 of poll respondents answered “Other (please specify),” and went on to say that Rick Perry looks like a “President.”

I would first like to make if very clear that I am a Rick Perry fan. His efforts to secure the border are courageous, patriotic, and heroic. I love the guy and believe he would make a fine President.

I also believe he looks like a game show host, maybe a televangelist, and I don’t mind a bit having someone who looks like either of those as a President. His heart is in the right place and I hope he makes a solid and successful run at securing the Republican nomination.

Now, can you say “(Your name)….COME ON DOOOOOWN!”