The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office said a 50-year-old man was arrested for drug possession at a Kmart.
John Balmer was taken into custody at the Kmart in Hudson. He was charged with possession of meth and marijuana, deputies said.
Balmer was wearing a T-shirt that read, “Who needs drugs? No seriously, I have drugs,” when he was arrested. He’s being held at the Pasco County Jail on a $2,150 bond.
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