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ALERT: OREOS with DOUBLE STUFF … Kids need a permission slip to eat them in school.

ALERT: OREOS with DOUBLE STUFF … Kids need a permission slip to eat them in school.
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And it just gets weirder and weirder… When I was a kid, my mom worried about my safety. She always made sure I was warm enough, looked both ways before crossing the street, and she taught me not to talk to strangers. She NEVER worried about me eating Oreos.

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Reason.com posted this permission slip from a “cautious” teacher who obsesses over sugar consumption, which leaves me with the question: If she was so concerned about heathy food consumption, why didn’t she take a page from the Michelle Obama cook book and use Kale Chips?

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