Police escorted a man out of the World Naked Bike Ride in Kent, England, for sporting a very obvious erection, The Independent reports. “The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police,” a witness said. The authorities made the man put on pants before escorting him off the premises.
The World Naked Bike Ride is an event designed to raise awareness for the dangers cars and other motor vehicles. The WNBR said in a statement that they support local police’s decision to remove the man, as it was causing a scene: “The police have confirmed they WILL act on ANY inappropriate behavior and we, the organizers will support that.”
It’s unfortunate, because it sounds like the guy really couldn’t help himself, but he probably should’ve made a point to cover it up. Because the boner police are real, and they will find you.