The photo of a sign explaining store rules to customers at a Texas gun shop is going viral for the way it relates its message — hitting a hilarious bullseye with the no-nonsense words of warning.
The sign was first posted to the Internet by Reddit user TrueHysteria17, but it wasn’t long before the humor of the image sent it shooting around the web.
Hoping to train customers not to unholster their personal firearms brought into the shop, Alamo Tactical in San Antonio, Texas, posted an advisory letting customers know that there are “only three reasons to unholster your loaded firearm” in the store.
The sign then goes on to list the three reasons:
- You are robbing us
- You are shooting the person robbing us
- You are an incompetent moron
Next, customers are informed about the consequences of violating the rules. “If you do, the following will apply to each of the above,” the sign reads then giving what will happen if the rules are ignored.
- You will be shot
- You will be thanked
- You will be treated like a moron and asked to leave