On those rare days we are denied a choice “Florida man” story, the occasional “Florida woman” is good enough to oblige our strange fascination with that state’s citizenry.
Enter Whitney Beall, a Florida resident who not only was drunk behind the wheel, and not only did she Periscope herself, but she actually said on the Periscope for anyone who wasn’t clear yet that she is “fucking drunk.”
The car had a flat tire and people were sending Beall messages to pull over before she kills someone. One officer ended up setting up an account and was able to track down where she was.
Beall was arrested and charged with a DUI on Saturday night after failing a sobriety test and refusing to take a breathalyzer.