Man’s Hilarious Texts To Girlfriend About Her Cheating With A “Guy” Named Scott Goes Viral

What’s better – a loving relationship where you can see yourself with your partner for the rest of you life OR a really nice scotch egg?

We don’t like to say, but the answer’s pretty obvious… unless you’re vegetarian.

Anyway, you’re probably wondering how the two are at all correlated but actually they sort of are… look at this text conversation between boyfriend and girlfriend, Jack and Ellie, as Jack tries to prank Ellie with a cheating accusation:

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