In the days before Christmas, a man walked into the Viva Video adult store in St. Paul, Minnesota, with what he believed to be a faulty penis pump. He reportedly insisted that it didn’t work, um, the way it was supposed to, and all he wanted to do was exchange the darn thing, per Huffington Post.
The clerk on duty at the store argued with the man that the problem was not with the device, but with user error. This wasn’t what the man wanted to hear, as he reportedly pulled a gun and aimed it at the clerk’s head, reiterating his demand for a replacement pump.
It’s not clear what caused the agitated fellow to leave the store, but he finally left without a new item, insisting that he’d be back.
Police are still searching for the man in question. No arrests have been made at this time, although there is very limited information on the suspect. If you happen to have any information on this crime, please contact the St. Paul police department at (651) 291-1111.