[Watch] Recently Unearthed Footage Of A Young Ted Cruz Outlining His Future Plans With A Little Humor Added

A new unearthed video from 1988, which quickly spread like wildfire over the weekend, depicts the 18-year-old version of Cruz cracking jokes and talking about taking over the world.

The video shows Cruz replying to a question from the man behind the camera about his future aspirations, to which he says, “Aspirations? Is that like sweat on my butt?”

“My aspiration is to, uh, oh I don’t know, be in a teen tit film like that guy who played Horatio. You know he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop,” he adds. “Take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything, rich and powerful, that sort of stuff.”

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