Hilarious footage revealing just how silly you can look if you take drugs has surfaced online… You cannot make this stuff up!
Daily Mail reports:
Hilarious footage revealing just how silly you can look if you take drugs has surfaced online, after a homeowner filmed a naked man being arrested for eating his mail.
Filmed in Austin, Texas, the video shows a man, surrounded by police officers, sat on a lawn strewn with letters with no clothes on, save for a high-visibility jacket which has been thrown over his private area.
The man, apparently high on an unknown drug, is heard chatting nonsensically to the officers amid fits of laughter, shouting and singing.
The video begins with the man filming the footage walking out of his house and across the lawn to the man and a single policeman, who has handcuffed the alleged drug-taker.
Amid a stream of nonsensical sentences, the man, lying down, says: ‘I’m sentient, I’m alive.
‘How many numbers are there? What colour are you? What colour is pink? Pink is a hell of a drug.
‘Uh, marijuana, have you ever had marijuana? So sugar, uh… There is no God. Shoot me, there is no God.
‘What is the prime number? 911, 911. 911’s not the prime number. I gotta go up. Can I see that picture?’
The man, now surrounded by more policemen, notices the homeowner, asking him ‘how far am I from you right now?’
After replying ‘Erm, ten feet?, the other man says: ‘Are you smart? Someone tell me a joke. Is there a joke in that? Is this… is that the invitation?’
He later adds: ‘Er, can you turn the temperature down please? I’m right handed.
‘I’m crying right now. I’m crying. What do I need? Give me what I need, I’m crying! Pig! God of love, Christ, oh God!’
As the ambulance arrives to pick him up, he says: ‘Ah, thank you Gary. Thanks everybody. All right, show’s over.’
The man is then restrained in a stretcher before being loaded onto the ambulance, shouting ‘Am I Merlin?’ as he is taken away.
At the end of the video, the filmer approaches officers and asks them what was the funniest thing the man said, with officers joking that they do not want to say.
A description of the video, posted by user sothishappened, explains: ‘So this happened…A man on drugs attacked my mail man and ate my 1099 [tax form]. Seriously.
‘The mail man maced him, and I heard the screaming. I started rolling tape as soon as the police arrived to subdue him. This video is my justice.
‘If my three-year-old daughter can’t erase his genitalia from her memory, then I’ll keep posting this as a reminder to all…Don’t do drugs. Or, if you do, don’t do bath salts.’