The Huffington Post has uncovered a fact that thousands of biblical scholars and theologians have missed: Jesus was the first transgender man.
To HuffPo writer Suzanne Dewitt Hall, “the current flap in conservative Christian circles about bathroom access is a bit baffling.” She claims that God created transgenders in Genesis, after all.
But even worse are “Christians who claim to take the Bible literally. Of course, they don’t actually do that,” she says; they “impose their own filters on stories and phrases to fit their particular ideology.” That’s not what Hall is doing when she claims Jesus was a transgender, not at all.
“The Bible tells us that Eve was the first example of human cloning,” as well as the first transgender woman. See, “God reached into Adam, pulled out a bit of rib bone, and grew Eve from that XY DNA into Adam’s companion. She was created genetically male, and yet transformed into woman.” Poof, transgenders were created. Rib bones are all that determine gender.
By Hall’s logic, if Mary was a transgender than, of course, Jesus was too. “The Holy Spirit comes upon the second Eve, and the child takes flesh from her and is born … with XX chromosome pairing. Born genetically female, and yet transformed into man.”