Ohio Man Accused Of Pooping On Store Checkout Scanner

Hey when you gotta go, you gotta go.

A judge ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger Store where he alledgedly stripped naked and defacated on the checkout scanner.

Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).

According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and “stripped naked in front of” a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked.

After disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it,”investigators alleged.

Seen above, Murphy, who lives less than two miles from the Kroger, was arrested on disorderly conduct and public indecency charges.

During a court appearance Monday, a judge set Murphy’s bail at $2000 and barred him from returning to the soiled Kroger.

Murphy, who was freed yesterday from the Hamilton County jail, is scheduled for a June 1 pre-trial hearing.

Next time hopefully he just goes home and sleeps it off. Than again, some people never learn.

H/T TheSmokingGun

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