You cannot make this stuff up…
I went to college specifically to study broadcast journalism so I can safely say that no amount of in-class review will ever prepare a person for the moment they have to look into a camera and solemnly announce, “A woman is wanted in Memphis for allegedly stealing a stripper pole and police need your help finding her.”
Anyway, here’s Jim Spiewak doing that:
The video, courtesy of Fox 13 Memphis, backed up a call for identification that the local police put on Facebook:
As our Sam Reisman put it, that’s a hot rod.