TINDER Has NFL Cheerleaders, Olympic Swimmers, And Other Surprises

I cannot believe that some of these beautiful, famous people are on Tinder. Some of these I wish WERE NOT!

Sometimes it is hard to tell if a pretty girl is joking or not. Here is one example:

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What is the hidden meaning in this one?

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Whoa, not funny, girl!

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Baywatch potential!

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So cute, but…

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Is her sense of humor that whacked?

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Surely these girls can get a date without Tinder. Are they a package deal?

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7 on a 10 scale? At least she is honest!
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Univision has the best reporters. Again, why would a quasi-celebrity need Tinder?

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I like Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerds, but this is too much.

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A cheerleader for the NE Patriots! Perhaps the greatest Tinder match ever!
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Another girl who is too honest for her own good. She looks nice…
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Her offer sounds like a “no lose” scenario!
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I would become weird to get to know her, wouldn’t you?

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Another perfect Tinder match…

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Does she mean what I think she means?

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And sometimes the bad stuff turns up…

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Her meaning is loud and clear, though I wish she could come up with a better way of saying it.

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Don’t blame her for not wanting inappropriate picks, but, would you want to go out with her after reading this?

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Is that a real school?

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Oh yes, I am dying to go out with her. Is it a her?

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Now these are the kind of friends a girl needs. I think…

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An Olympic Swimmer! Really? Tinder Gold!

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Not smart at all, on so many levels…

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Why would a queer chick need condoms? Might be interesting. Might be terrible!

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That is gross, unless she is trying to make a dog-eating joke.

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Something scares me about this type of girl. Good go well, or you could be in huge trouble.

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As bad as some of these are, few can top this poor girl’s story.

https://threepercenternation.com/2016/09/tinder-date-from-hell-why-you-never-get-on-a-boat-on-first-date/

This woman agreed to go on a guy’s boat, and somehow lived to regret the decision!

Kayla had been flirting with a guy she met on Tinder for about 6 months. She was never really interested, but when he invited her onto his boat for Labor Day, she finally gave in and agreed to meet him.

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After arriving at the dock, Kayla realized something was wrong.

“When I got there I could tell something was up because he was kind of standoffish, which seemed weird considering he’d been trying to get a date with me for six months and had sent five texts that morning confirming I was going to be there,” Hutch told the Daily Dot. “However, I thought he was just shy so I went on the boat. There were about 20 women and 5 men on the boat, so I ended up talking to some 21-year-olds. I asked how they knew the guys and they said they’d met Emad on Tinder and this was the first time they’d gotten together.”

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Kayla knew she had made a massive mistake, so she started documenting the entire event and posting the videos to Facebook.

Kayla’s saga continues here.

H/T TO [BARSTOOLSPORTS]

 



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