Kansas City court clerk Kalina Blosser went to work one afternoon expecting just another normal day. Before her next case arrived, Kalina took her seat beside Judge Joe Locascio in municipal Courtroom H.
Then, the next case walked into court — and it was her boyfriend Mike Severo heading towards the stand.
At first, Kalina wasn’t too surprised to see Mike, as they often meet for lunch during the day as he also works for the city in the communications department. But then Kalina saw Mike’s mom enter the courtroom behind her, and she knew something else was afoot.
Judge Locascio revealed Mike had several charges against him. However, you’re about to learn these were not your typical charges. “You’re accused, in 2013, while training Kalina Blosser as a court clerk, of failing to maintain a demeanor as a stone cold fox and allowing her to trespass on your heart. In count two, you’re accused of following the said Kalina Blosser around this courthouse for three solid years like a puppy dog in an attempt to gain entrance into her heart.”
Mike plead guilty to all of the charges. But you do not want to miss what happened when Mike asked the judge if he could address “the victim” directly.