Christians OUTRAGED As New ‘Twerking’ Video Mocks Jesus

What genius thought this was a good idea?

Brazil’s rather, er, unique ‘Miss Bumbum’ competition has been slammed by religious leaders — for recreating The Last Supper with a line-up of scantily clad women.


The rude take on the Da Vinci painting — which has been called “deeply disrespectful” — was taken as part of the annual ‘rear of the year’ contest.

And even one of the women involved said she regretted posing for the photo, while Brazil’s religious intolerance commission condemned the picture.

A contestant in the photo said she had “asked forgiveness from God for a great sin”.

Model Daiana Fegueredo said: “I did the photo because of my contract. But I didn’t like it and I wasn’t happy about it.

What is the Origin of Twerking?

From the Charleston to the Twist to the Hustle, dance fads have always served to define their decade—though not without raising a few eyebrows from older generations. In fact, the disapproval of popular dance fads often seems as quintessentially American as the dances themselves. Such is the case with one of the most scandalous dance crazes to date, one that’s quickly becoming the definitive dance of our decade: twerking.

Let’s get this out of the way. To twerk, essentially, is to shake one’s butt.  So yes, obviously, it’s not something to pull out in front of your grandparents at your next family reunion. A tongue-in-cheek definition by Urban Dictionary lists twerking as “a series of movements made by females of the humanoid variety as an expression of contempt for their fathers.” While it’s not exactly family friendly, claims that twerking originated in American strip clubs are sketchy at best. Rather, the dance’s strongest ties lie in Africa.

The movements involved in twerking show similarities to several traditional West African dances, most notably mapouka, hailing from the Cote d’Ivoire. Known colloquially as “la dance du fessier,” or “dance of the behind,” mapouka is said to exist in two forms: A tamer, more traditional dance performed ceremonially, and the newer, more scandalous version popular with young Ivoirians.

The more modern version—and the one most closely related to twerking—is considered obscene and suggestive by some, and its traditional roots haven’t immunized it against controversy. In fact, the public performance of modern mapouka by groups such as Les Tueuses (The Killers), was outlawed in the 1980s; the Ivoirian government cited lewdness as the reason for the ban. After that government was toppled by a military coup around 2000, mapouka performances were rendered legal once again. However, despite (or possibly due to) its prohibition, the infectious dance style had already spread throughout coastal West Africa and even taken up roots in the U.S. And so, in 1993, it twerked toward Bethlehem—err, New Orleans—to be born.

In the early 90s, New Orleans was home “bounce” music, a form of hip hop that relied heavily on call-and-response chanting. A popular artist at the time, DJ Jubilee, recorded a song called “Do the Jubilee All.” When the accompanying video featured young people furiously shaking their fessiers alongside the lyrics “twerk baby, twerk baby, twerk, twerk, twerk”—the word “twerk” a combination of the words twist and jerk—the new dance craze had arrived with a new name.

Since that fateful moment, twerking has been on the rise, steadily picking up speed in the U.S. with each passing year. Twerking popularity met new highs with the 2012 release of Diplo’s “Express Yourself.” The music video for Diplo’s hit song popularized a newer, death-defying (okay, not really) version of twerking: the “wall twerk,” wherein the twerker inverts themselves against a wall in an assisted handstand, assumes the twerking position, and fires away.  Stop before you get dizzy, and have a wet rag handy to wipe the footprints off the wall when you’re done.

In its thirty-something-year span, the dance has been far from devoid of controversy. Former child star Miley Cyrus has notoriously used her twerking skills to shed her squeaky clean Disney image. Earlier this year, 33 San Diego high school students were suspended for reportedly using school equipment to film a video in which the students twerked for the camera. Their dance moves earned them a minimum of five days suspension for violating the school’s zero-tolerance sexual harassment policy. While it sounds a little like Footloose, there’s no doubt the sexually-charged dance move is slightly less appropriate for school than good old rock ‘n’ roll.

But it’s a scandalous idea that becomes less scandalous when considering the controversy that followed Elvis’s gyrations or even Chubby Checker’s legendary Twist, both movements once condemned for their vulgarity. Those interested in trying out the dance themselves can follow a non-intimidating, step-by-step tutorial here. The less courageous can entertain themselves by replacing the word “work” with “twerk” in popular idioms (“twerking hard, or hardly twerking?”).

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