VIDEO: Miley Cyrus Changes Classic Tune‘Santa Baby’ And It Is Brutal


Well, the rabid feminists are not done ruining Christmas songs and now have set their sights on the classic “Santa Baby.”

Miley Cyrus who is best known for grinding her privates on older men and sticking tongue out has decided to change these apparent offensive lyrics.

On Thursday night, Cyrus unveiled her tune and as you would expect it was awful.

“I think I might need to change a few of these lyrics,” she told Kimmel. “Has anyone actually ever listened to them?”



“And look at this, I’m asking for a car and a yacht and checks and literally the deed to a platinum mine,” she said.

“Am I saying I’m gonna hook up with Santa if he buys me all this stuff?” she said.

Santa baby, I hear you got some presents for me

Miley, I’ve been an awfully good girl

Santa baby, still hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I don’t need any fancy jewelry

Not me, I’ve got something else in mind

Santa baby, and I don’t need your presents tonight

Don’t want diamonds, cash, or stars

Nothing that comes in a box

No more fluff, I’ve had enough

And I can buy my own damn stuff

Santa baby, I bought a car of my own

My own, i bought it all by myself

Santa baby, with zero help from Elf on a Shelf

Listen Santa to what I say

A girl’s best friend is an equal pay

So stop interrupting me when I talk

And don’t text me pictures of your…

Santa baby, I’d love to know my ass won’t get grabbed

At work by some ignorant jerk

Tell the dirtbag to put away the chimney tonight

Put away the chimney tonight

Just put away your chimney tonight

Just put away your chimney tonight





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