Well, the rabid feminists are not done ruining Christmas songs and now have set their sights on the classic “Santa Baby.”
Miley Cyrus who is best known for grinding her privates on older men and sticking tongue out has decided to change these apparent offensive lyrics.
On Thursday night, Cyrus unveiled her tune and as you would expect it was awful.
“I think I might need to change a few of these lyrics,” she told Kimmel. “Has anyone actually ever listened to them?”
“And look at this, I’m asking for a car and a yacht and checks and literally the deed to a platinum mine,” she said.
“Am I saying I’m gonna hook up with Santa if he buys me all this stuff?” she said.
Santa Baby 🎅 @MarkRonson @jimmyfallon https://t.co/dlBmwd0IkN pic.twitter.com/V5MMZVN1qz
— Miley Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) December 21, 2018
Miley, I’ve been an awfully good girl
Santa baby, still hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I don’t need any fancy jewelry
Not me, I’ve got something else in mind
Santa baby, and I don’t need your presents tonight
Don’t want diamonds, cash, or stars
Nothing that comes in a box
No more fluff, I’ve had enough
And I can buy my own damn stuff
Santa baby, I bought a car of my own
My own, i bought it all by myself
Santa baby, with zero help from Elf on a Shelf
Listen Santa to what I say
A girl’s best friend is an equal pay
So stop interrupting me when I talk
And don’t text me pictures of your…
Santa baby, I’d love to know my ass won’t get grabbed
At work by some ignorant jerk
Tell the dirtbag to put away the chimney tonight
Put away the chimney tonight
Just put away your chimney tonight
Just put away your chimney tonight
