Rednecks are a special kind of people. They aren’t the brightest tools in the shed and will fight over anything. Talk shit about NASCAR? You’re about to fight.
Talk shit about someone’s cousin, Cletus? You’re about to fight. Get drunk at some beach bar called Florabama during the annual mullet toss?
You’re going to fight, as these two ladies did.
Mullet Toss fight 2k16….. Part One. pic.twitter.com/xDJLiVFP7t
— Mattie-Lou Chandler (@MattieLouC) April 24, 2016
Mullet Toss Girl fight Part Two…. pic.twitter.com/sSEhq61BLM
— Mattie-Lou Chandler (@MattieLouC) April 24, 2016
My first thoughts after seeing this:
1) The hefty girl in the pink should probably stop wearing bikinis. No offense but girls don’t find it attractive when a fat guy is letting his rolls hang out for everyone to see. It goes both ways. Find something that fits your body type — maybe a bed sheet.
2) How about the old lady coming out of nowhere at the end to help her fat friend? I’ve said it in the past and I’ll say it again: a fight between two people should stay that way. No need to gang up on someone because your friend is losing. Your friend is losing because your friend is a loser.
3) Definitely would with that blonde chick.